I love my husband. I really do. He is an honest, hard-working, loving, funny man. But having him home (for less than 24 hours, mind you), has made me realize that I possess powers that he may only dream of. I am SUPER WOMAN!
I can:
1. Shower in under 5 minutes- this includes shaving legs and pits!
2. Walk around the kitchen with an infant attached to me (literally), making dinner one-handed!
3. Listen to 3 different people talking to me at once- Mike, Catherine and Ryan!
4. Refrain from making any bodily noises for at least 5 minutes after walking in the door!
5. Get from the back door and into the car- and be driving- in under 15 minutes!
6. Sleep for 5 hours (with 2 30-minute interruptions), and still be relatively pleasant the next day!
7. Wrangle an overtired, spastic 3 1/2 year old and a screaming infant at the Sunglasses Hut while he takes his time deciding whether he looks cooler in the Maui Jims or the Oakleys, during which I occasionally call out that he looks HOT in a particular pair- JUST GET THEM ALREADY!
8. Color, draw and play "school" for at least 1 hour each day!
9. Sit through the movie "Cars" so many times, I know the lines by heart!
10. Set the table with cutlery appropriate for the meal we're about to eat!
I am SUPER WOMAN! Hear me ROAR!
In all seriousness, I love my man- and he loves me. That's what counts, right? :)
I love it!!!!
ReplyDeleteloved this post! We are back in Mumbai now. I would love to get together and meet Ryan...but we need a few days to get over jet lag :) By the way, both my boys had reflux so I'd be happy to share about our experience in case it helps. Hope to see you soon! becca
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